Io e il mio inglese

...dopo aver passato qualche giorno tra lo stato catatonico-confusionale e dopo aver assunto dosi di libricina, mi appresto, la prossima settimana, a sostenere l'esame di inglese (a quello di statistica neanche ci penso, sono sicura che prima del 2013 lo passerò).

Il vero problema è che io, l'inglese, non lo parlo se non che con i miei carissimi amici...che non esistono.

Mi sono esercitata a leggere, leggere e ancora leggere.

Mi son scritta una breve presentazione e fatto un brevissimo riassunto con frasi chiave, circa la figura dell'Educatore Professionale.

Ora, c'è anche un solo essere vivente che, passando di qua, può confermarmi che, quanto scritto, si capisca? 

Ovviamente l'esame è orale, non scritto, ma vorrei far bella figura e passarlo, non importa con che voto, tanto non fa media (e tanto i miracoli non esistono).  

Presentation

My name is Veronica and I’m thirty two (years old).

I was born in *** but I live with my boyfriend in *** since six years.

I studied ragioneria and after diploma, I started work as a saleswoman and after I have always worked as an employee, but I didn’t like this work!

Two years ago I lost my last job because my contract wasn’t renewed. So, I have had unemployment year then I decided to try the test of admission to University of Medicine for a Social Educator degree.

But really, my dream is to make the psychiatrist or the artist.

In my free time, when I don’t study, I draw, I paint and I read many books, ect...

Social Educational Work

Social educational work has its historical roots in work with children and young people.

Today, social educational aid targets disabled children, adolescents and adults as well as adults at particular risk: the mentally disordered, alcohol or drug abusers, homeless people, etc…

Social education is characterized as a special strategy that contributes to the integration of the community.

A fundamental element in social educational work is to facilitate integration and prevent marginalization and social exclusion.

Social educational work is a process of social actions in relation to individuals and various groups of individuals.
The methods are multidimensional and include: care, education, intervention, treatment, development of non-exclusive life space treatment, etc… The goal is full sociability and citizenship to all.

Social education is based on United Nation Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

The social educational college programmes include both theoretical and  practical subjects and thereby become a connecting link between theory and practice.

Social educational work takes place in direct contact with children, young people and adults often over a long period of time.

The trained social educator is supposed to assist the individual person in fulfilling and meeting his or her needs and targets.

Assisting person in developing to such an extended that they become able to solve their own problems.

Ora, ammesso che riuscirò a dire quanto sopra scritto, ce la farò a districarmi nel fantastico "The Uman Body"?

Inoltre, questi giorni sto guardando film in lingua inglese per apprendere la pronuncia.
Servirà?